How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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