Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It's rum buckets o'clock
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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