You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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