good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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