i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
sex in a hospital.. check
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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