I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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