super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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