Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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