woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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