i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
