Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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