But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize