Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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