Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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