so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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