My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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