Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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