there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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