I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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