I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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