Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He did a backflip because drugs
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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