Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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