I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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