You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
third nipple confirmed
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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