I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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