The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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