I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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