My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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