Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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