PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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