yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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