Someone shit on the floor
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Is Oprah even human
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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