I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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