yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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