fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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