i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
