I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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