Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Bring me that man meat
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I enjoy the company of your penis
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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