I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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