We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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