I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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