she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Randomize
