youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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