There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
