I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
40s are totally the cure
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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