my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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