she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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