I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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