Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
So much Jack, so little girl.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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