how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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