Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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