redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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