I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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