nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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