So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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