I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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